Resident Evil Gets Reboot
The highly talented director, Paul W.S. Anderson, may have his hands busy with a reboot of the Resident Evil series titled Resident Evil Begins.
"It's a story about a lone woman who lost both her parents in a tragic murder and vows to use her great wealth and martial arts prowess to fight zombies," Anderson read aloud from a Madlib he had just filled out minutes ago.
"We want to rework the series into something that is similar to Batman Begins in terms of profit margin, but keeping with the overall theme of the original Resident Evil: A game about a hot chick killing zombies and explosions."