It only matters because you think it matters.

I can't think of anything that rhymes with The Two Towers.

Part 1: The Fellowship of the Zing.

Treyarch, forgive them, for they know not what they do.

Just a click away...

Imagine an Etnies sneaker stamping on a human face - forever.

Dulce et decorum est pro xbox livus actus douchebagus.

The real driving simulator.

...and receive. And receive. And receive.

Nothing is true, everything is awesome.

The majority of Albion's problems stem from the fact they select their leaders based on who can kill the most kobolds.

The average Call of Duty player is about as well equipped to play Zork as I am to eat the sun.

"I am the lawl!"

Good advice is like a unicorn ...

A savage journey to the heart of a half-finished sequel.