Critical Miss

Conan the Barbarian

Yes, I know the upcoming Conan the Barbarian may actually be a more/less faithful adaptation of the books rather than a remake of the 1982 film, but to me, Conan has always been about Darth Vader as Thulsa Doom and the Terminator as Conan wandering around the wilderness in a loin cloth taking cheap shots at the gods like a kind of muscle-bound Richard Dawkins with a sword. The trailer for the new films is... well it's not that.

Cory has finally opened himself a Twitter account, which he uses to post up sketches and artwork because apparently he's too thick to figure out deviant art. You may follow him if you want, but you should probably follow me instead.