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Severe and callous, Lord Lucian is supposedly the dread evil that you must overcome in Fable 2. But after just a few minutes of the guy it's clear he must have flunked out of Evil Mastermind College. He wants so bad to be a Darth Vader, but he barely rates as a Snidely Whiplash level villain. He's a mustache-twirling idiot who can't tell the difference between "evil machinations" and "just being an asshole."
Shamus Young is a programmer and writer by trade, videogame nitpicker by inclination. If you have the patience for more of his ramblings, they can be found at ShamusYoung.com.