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Grand Theft Auto: A Pick Your Path Adventure

Evan Hoovler | 2 Aug 2011 13:00
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Turns out, Landham had his shins blown off in some war. It also turns out, instead of the standard metal alloy limbs, Landham decided to pay the extra few bucks to have super-bionic Inspector Gadget legs installed. When your foot collides with his cyborg shin, it activates the electric self-defense system. 500,000 volts course roughly through your body. You twitch violently on the ground for several seconds before your heart decides, casually, to explode.

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