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Grand Theft Auto: A Pick Your Path Adventure

Evan Hoovler | 2 Aug 2011 13:00
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The incendiary ignites both bodyguards. They comically roll around on the ground, screaming as the flames grow, until you "assist" them by stomping on their heads until the fire has gone out. As their charred bodies set off a nearby smoke alarm, you pull your pistol and point it at Spoony's head.

"You've got some explaining to do."

"What's to explain?" Spoony puts his hands at his sides and shrugs. Mounds of peanuts fall from his lap. You try to look away while still keeping the gun trained on Spoony. "I train you since birth to be a killer. Now that you're too old to be of service, I use you to... how you say, carry a few of my problems up the river."

"Well it's your time to die, now," you croak. Spoony stands up to reveal a bomb strapped to his waist - the peanut shells had done a great job of concealing it. Shocked, you ease off the trigger.

- Holster your pistol and talk things out

- Shoot Spoony in the head

- Shoot Spoony in the hands

 

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