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Grand Theft Auto: A Pick Your Path Adventure

Mounting your bazooka on your shoulder, you bound down the stairs towards your destiny. There are dozens of N.O.O.S.E. vans and police cars, but you've got a healthy stock of ammo. You fire rocket after rocket, tearing a huge hole in the line of vehicles. Before you can escape, the chief of police orders a nuclear strike on the entire city block. For centuries, his negligence will be cited by promoters of peace. This does you no good, however, because your ass got nuked.

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