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Grand Theft Auto: A Pick Your Path Adventure

Evan Hoovler | 2 Aug 2011 13:00
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"Who the f-," you begin, but are immediately cut off by a man's voice, gone falsetto from hysteria.

"Where are you? I've called, texted, paged, and searched your apartment!"

"I- I died, Mr. Spoony," you stutter out, "Somehow, and re-"

"I can't take jokes like that, now. Loan sharks want our heads!"

"Tell me," you respond, calmly moving aside for a wave of police officers rushing into the hospital, "When was the last time you left your house? Did you see that shrink I-"

"It's called management. I excel at it, you don't."

"Okay, Mr. Management," you respond, "How do you plan to shake these sharks?"

"I know three people I can call in favors from: Aaron, Landham, and CeCe. Get to one of them within the hour. And watch your back."

You mull it over, absent-mindedly punching a bystander in the head, which helps you think.

- Call Aaron

- Go to Landham's construction site

- Visit Cece's apartment

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