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"Ms. Bowman," you inquire sheepishly, "May I have your autograph?" Chelsea Bowman turns a bleary-eyed gaze at you. She asks you why paparazzi are asking for her autograph at exactly the same time you realize you have lost your pen. In a frantic attempt at improv, you attempt to bring your camera down on her head, but ten bodyguards tackle you and pummel you to death. Then they kick your corpse around for a bit, which hurts your pride more than anything else.