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Grand Theft Auto: A Pick Your Path Adventure

Evan Hoovler | 2 Aug 2011 13:00
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You attempt to stick the blade of your hunting knife between Ms. Bowman's ribs. However, the blow is impeded by a large band of hard plastic. As you are beaten to death by her bodyguards, you realize that Ms. Bowman's body is wrapped, neck to ankle, in dozens of alcohol monitors and house arrest bracelets. Her bodyguards subdue you, carefully remove some of your teeth for body identification purposes, then beat you into an unrecognizable pulp.

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