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"Excuse me, sir, Airport Security," you bark in your most official-sounding voice. "Have your bags been in your sight the entire time?"
Turning slowly, the pilot looks you up and down, then pokes a finger into your chest. "Where's your badge?" he shouts. "Where's your uniform? I can do whatever I want with these bags. I own the sky, bitch!"