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The phone rings so many times you lose count. As you are about to give up, a husky voice answers, "Don't hang up!"
"Aaron, my boss needs to call in a favor."
"Anything for Spoony! You name it."
"We've got a tank full of dirty sharks. We need them scrubbed."
"Whoa!" Aaron's voice becomes noticeably softer, "I didn't know you meant an illegal favor! That's different! That's not something I can just go and do, I'm a reputable businessman!"
"Look, he's desperate."
"Ohhh," Aaron's voice returns to its normal confident tone. "I didn't know he was desperate. That's different! I can take care of 'er, I just need you tie up a loose end for me."
"And by loose end, you mean-"
"I left some luggage at the airport. Three bags exactly. You kill the three politicians I need whacked before they fly out, and I'll take care of your shark-scrubbing problem. Understand?"
"The metaphor kind of fell apart, there, but I get it." Hanging up the phone, you put your hand up in the air. A brightly-painted yellow Chevette pulls up in front of you.