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Final Fantasy: A Pick Your Path Adventure

Evan Hoovler | 2 Sep 2011 12:00
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"Behold, my sword of illusion!" you cry, fumbling at your belt for the sword. Unfortunately, you remember too late that you left that sword in your adamantine armor, which is at the cleaners. Instead of your sword, you accidentally whip off your belt, causing your pants to fall around your ankles.

"Its girth certainly is a thing of illusion," declares the Magistrate, to a huge round of guffaws from the audience. You are so embarrassed that you have a heart attack. As you stumble to your feet to rush to a house of healing, you forget about your pants around your ankles. You trip and smash your head on a cobblestone. Everyone laughs, even the emergency white magic personnel sent to save you, who laugh so hard they fail to heal you in time.

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