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BioShock: A Pick Your Path Adventure

Evan Hoovler | 28 Sep 2011 21:00
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NASA claimed there was absolutely no reason to install a zero-gravity shower, but you insisted. Taking off your space suit, you turn the silver knob. Dozens of jets spray water all over you. You close your eyes and relax: this is what taxpayer dollars are for.

Unfortunately, someone else chooses this exact moment to flush the $3,000,000 space toilet. The jets of water become boiling hot, you fall on the shower tiles, screaming and dying.

THE END

- Reconstitute

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