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Pick Your Path: Assassin's Creed

Evan Hoovler | 24 Jan 2012 22:00
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Always ready for battle, you push the hidden button on your tuba. A large spear rises up out of the giant hole thing that tubas have. By blowing a deep note, you launch the spear into a nearby passenger. Unfortunately, you only thought to load this particular tuba with one spear, opting to leave your multi-chamber accordion at home. While retrieving the spear, the crowd tackles you, subdues you, ties you up, and throws you in the brig, and, in a disappointing change of heart, unlocks the brig, unties you, and shoots you.


- Go back in time to the beginning, or whatever it is the Animus does

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