Summoning strength from deep within you (specifically, from the tacos you had for breakfast), you emit fireballs. They surround you as you move, running headfirst into the pack of sailors. The men catch on fire and scatter all over the place. One man tries to stop, drop, and roll, and only succeeds in setting the wooden ship ablaze. The room fills with smoke, you dash topside. Here, burning men are jumping overboard while others try to extinguish the blazing ship. The fireballs continue to surround you, setting more of the vessel ablaze.
"You did this!" a cry calls out from nearby, the ship's captain advances towards you with a revolver