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Pick Your Path: Ninja Gaiden

Evan Hoovler | 2 May 2012 21:00
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Normally, all that screaming from above would be your cue to investigate. But you are on vacation, as evidenced by the Hawaiian-print ninja robes you are wearing. Grabbing the blankets and pillows, you head off to sleep in the bathtub.

A few hours later you groggily rise from the tub. You could use a few more hours of sleep, but today you have a bus tour of D.C. and it's going to be fun. Grabbing your camera and especially festive all-black bandana to cover your mouth, you bound downstairs to meet your tour group.

The tour goes spectacularly. All day you are taken from one fascinating monument to another, all of them impeccably clean. Your favorite is the towering obelisk called the Washington Monument, which you spend a peaceful 15 minutes standing atop. Returning to your homeland rested and with vigor, you know that you will cherish these memories for a lifetime.

CONGRATULATIONS, YOU'VE REACHED AN ENDING! Believe it or not, this is not the best ending, but great job nonetheless! All your hard work and discipline finally paid off!

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Evan Hoovler also writes for Cracked, Blastr, and The Smoking Jacket, and he wants to be your Facebook friend.

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