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Pick Your Path: Ninja Gaiden

Evan Hoovler | 2 May 2012 21:00
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Filled with the rage of decades of self-denial, you make a three-foot-high fireball in your palms. Timing your throw to correct for the fact that you are plummeting towards the ground, you zing a fireball right at the Giant's hairy foot. It connects with his big toe, igniting his enter limb. The Giant performs a "stop, drop, and roll" maneuver which manages to steamroll twenty-four thousand acres of Tokyo. You hit the ground questioning the morality of your decision, and feeling guilty for the devastation. You also feel pretty dead


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