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"Can you believe it," squeals Toad, guiding you to a nearby nightclub, "an entire place where the women are attracted to short men!" You arrive at the back of a long line.
"Okay, while we have some time, I'm gonna show you some stuff." Toad pulls out a gold coin, "First of all, you gotsta show off your bling."
He hangs the coin on a gold chain around his neck, unbuttoning his shirt a bit so the coin is fully exposed.
"Alright, show me what you've learned."
Confused as to whether you've learned anything, you consider what you can wear.