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Pick Your Path: Super Mario Bros: Jersey Shore

Evan Hoovler | 19 Jul 2012 21:00
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With a crash you land against the slot machine.

"Now push it over," screams Yoshi. For a moment, you realize that this is the first time you've heard his voice. You also realize this is the first time you've seen him drinking. Still, his advice has never failed you before. With a shove, you manage to topple the enormous one-armed bandit. It tips over, slamming into the machines next to it. After an enormous crash reverberates through the casino, you are standing in front of a huge pile of slot machines.

"Stop!" screams an enormous guard. Several large members of casino security hustle towards you.

"Great," barks Yoshi, "now help me steal this ATM machine." He eagerly picks up one side, and gestures for you to grab the other end.

- Help Yoshi move the cash machine.

- Run for the exit

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