Featured Articles
Pick Your Path: Super Mario Bros: Jersey Shore

Evan Hoovler | 19 Jul 2012 17:00
Featured Articles - RSS 2.0


With a scream, you fly into the chest of the enormous bodyguard. Falling on the ground, you look up to see the guard is an enormous Monty Mole.

Steam puffing out of his ears, he jumps in the air, then smashes against the carpet, burrowing into the casino floor. You have a moment to ponder whether this is standard security policy, then the burrowing giant mole comes streaking towards you.

- Ground pound him

- Leap in the air and ground pound behind him

Comments on