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Pick Your Path: Super Mario Bros: Jersey Shore

Evan Hoovler | 19 Jul 2012 21:00
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You don your penguin suit, noting proudly how it shows off your chest and tailfeathers. The line shuffles forward. Toad slips the guy at the door a wad of cash and you are in.

The club is called, "Sub-Space." It is a dimly lit, cavernous room. Light beams flash off of coins suspended from the ceiling.

"Alright, bro," says Toad. "Let's see your moves."

- Do the chicken dance

- Just stand there, looking confused.

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