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Pick Your Path: Super Mario Bros: Jersey Shore

Evan Hoovler | 19 Jul 2012 17:00
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"Mamma Mia ... " You state with an icy glare.

"Whoa, Mario!" says Toad, "just pay the customs or whatever and let's get going!"

"Afraid it's not that easy," says the customs executive. "I have to seize all of this."

He dumps the contents of your suitcase into a large bag and then hands the empty case back to you, "Actually, I guess that was easy."

Furious, you turn bright red. Your friends drag you away, angrily shaking your fist at the customs agent and screaming "It's-a-me, Mario!"

Soon, your friends have hustled you outside. You become distracted by the choking exhaust fumes and loud traffic. Two cabs sit idling at the curb. One is driven by a skinny cab driver, while the other is driven by a short, round guy.

- Take the skinny guy's cab

- Take the chubby guy's cab

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