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Piling into the taxi, you take off with a screech.
"Hey, we didn't give you a destination," says Toad, who soon finds himself staring down the barrel of a gun. You quickly realize that the cabbie was a little too short, and a little too fat.
"It's a Goomba!" you shout.
"Actually, I find the term Goomba to be offensive," says the Goomba, "I don't feel it accurately reflects my Italian-mushroom heritage."
He then plugs all of you full of lead and steers the cab off of the Brooklyn bridge. During the subsequent homicide investigation, corrupt police will blame the death on violent video games.