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Pick Your Path: Super Mario Bros: Jersey Shore

Evan Hoovler | 19 Jul 2012 17:00
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You impatiently tap the glass partition separating you from the cab driver.

"Can't go around," he mutters, "Bowser's got another construction project on the expressway. He must have another truckful of bodies to bury," the cabbie chuckles.

"Mamma Mia!" you exclaim. You are your friends hop out of the car to examine the situation. The street has flooded about an inch, baby koopas flounder about.

"Time to get to work, Mario!" shouts Luigi, diving headlong into the dirty, foul-smelling sewers.

- Swim in after him

- Make up an excuse to avoid the sewers

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