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Pick Your Path: Super Mario Bros: Jersey Shore

Evan Hoovler | 19 Jul 2012 17:00
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Closing your eyes and plugging your nose, you dive into the brown sewer water. Your first thought is that the sewers certainly are full: rank water fill the entire underground passageway.

Fighting the current, you swim to the series of wheels that control the pipes. Turning the largest one stops the current and, you assume, the gushing water. You turn to swim back, but a giant blooper seizes Luigi.

- Punch it as hard as you can

- Stretch his nose back as far as you can, then let go.

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