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Pick Your Path: Super Mario Bros: Jersey Shore

Evan Hoovler | 19 Jul 2012 21:00
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You sit down. You aren't halfway through the first round of betting before Luigi slams his cards on the table.
"What is this?" he shouts at the dealer, "are you some kind of prejudiced towards Italians?"

Before the shocked dealer can respond, Luigi turns to a nearby waitress, "Honey, get me a drink: one-third Coca-Cola, one third diet Dr. Pepper, and one-third orange juice. If you get it back here in 10 minutes, there's a shiny 50 cent piece in it for you."

The waitress storms off. Hoping to distract yourself, you stare intently at your cards: a two and a ten. The betting comes your way, it's fifty shiny gold coins to stay in.

- Call

- Fold

- Raise

- Knock over the table as a distraction, then sprint as fast as you can away from Luigi

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