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Pick Your Path: Super Mario Bros: Jersey Shore

Evan Hoovler | 19 Jul 2012 21:00
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Pulling out the blue shell you save for occasions exactly such as this one, you toss it over the side of the building. It plunges towards Bowser, but then slows down. To your horror, the blue shell begins ascending straight at you.

"HA!" Thunders Bowser. "Looks like you're in first place!"

You scramble back from the edge. Wrapping your arms around your head, you crouch down into a tight ball. It does nothing to fool the heat-seeking blue shell, which zips over the edge and bowls into you. As you fly off the other side of the towering casino hotel, you realize why carrying a blue shell requires a permit in most countries.


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