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Pick Your Path: Super Mario Bros: Jersey Shore

Evan Hoovler | 19 Jul 2012 17:00
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Muttering something about having just eaten a spicy meatball, you duck away into an alley.

"Hey, you can't come in here, this alley belongs to us!" Squinting, you make out a group of tank-top wearing men playing dice against a dumpster.

Before you can react, the men descend upon you, pummeling you into a pulp. You'd heard Americans are a cold-hearted lot, but the men genuinely seemed to enjoy beating you to death.


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