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Pick Your Path: Super Mario Bros: Jersey Shore

Evan Hoovler | 19 Jul 2012 21:00
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You make your move, not really interested in the hand at play.

"Wait a minute!" shouts Luigi, to the groans of everyone at the table, "Mario's cards touched my cards for a brief instant. That means we have to redeal."

The dealer glances at the pit boss, who nods, then begins collecting the cards for reshuffle.

"Be sure and wash the dishes," Luigi barks at the dealer, "Don't try to cheat me with that riffle shuffle. Where in chocolate kingdom is my drink?"

- Offer to find Luigi a drink, then get up and run away.

- Bite your lip and keep playing

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