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Pick Your Path: Super Mario Bros: Jersey Shore

Evan Hoovler | 19 Jul 2012 21:00
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Rushing over to the nearest bright yellow flower, you inhale its scent, deeply. Trying to pull back, you realize with horror that the flower has latched on to your nose. It's a Crazee Dayzee, with a flurry of movement it beats your face in with its firm leaves. The attack leaves you bloodied and battered. Forgetting all about the court case, you immediately call your father and order all the kingdom's resources devoted towards eradicating the Crazee Dayzee.

Unfortunately, the empire of the Crazee Dayzee fights back. One morning, you awake in your castle to find fields of Crazee Dayzees marching straight upon you. Soon, the army has descended upon the castle, all citizens are lined up and then garrotted. Your blood joins the newly-formed river which runs through the streets of the Mushroom Kingdom.


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