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Pick Your Path: Super Mario Bros: Jersey Shore

Evan Hoovler | 19 Jul 2012 17:00
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Grimacing, you do your best to tune out your brother's noxious nattering. However, things go from annoying to super-annoying when Luigi loses the next pot.

"Cheaters!" Luigi screams, "You all cheat just like my stupid brother. Help me out here, Mario."

You start to back away, but Luigi grabs you, turns to security and shouts, "Do your best, us Mario brothers don't back down."

You didn't expect security to unload their handguns into you. In fact, you're pretty sure it's illegal. But that does you a whole lot of good as you lay on the casino floor, your view of the ceiling slowly blurring before you die.

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