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Pick Your Path: Super Mario Bros: Jersey Shore

Evan Hoovler | 19 Jul 2012 17:00
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You step into the super blooper. It is a crowded fit for both you and the driver in this 1P vehicle. Fortunately, you don't mind hanging off the back. This allows you to throw items at traffic. Unfortunately, one of Bowser's minions spies you, while they are driving a tractor-trailer. He smushes you against the back of your own vehicle.

Your entire kingdom mourns your passing, none more than Mario (which is weird, because you weren't that into him.) The procession is over a mile long, which means nothing to you since the Mushroom Kingdom uses the metric system. Bowser even shows up, but he brings with him a bunch of bob-ombs, killing half the population.


- Start a new 1P game

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