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I decided to contact the Tauren druid who terrorized me and ask him what was going through his mind while he was murdering my priest. But this wasn't really all that easy. As I mentioned, I play on a PvP server (Sargeras), and Blizzard doesn't let you create characters on both teams. I couldn't just roll up a Horde toon and whisper the offending Tauren. I could buy another copy of the game, create a new account and do so, but that wasn't really cost effective. Luckily, I had a friend who hadn't yet made a character on Sargeras, and I asked if I could use his account. After promising that I wouldn't make him look like an "asshat," he let me roll up an Undead rogue (everyone else has one, why not me?) and see if Hellacow was online.

I won't bore you with the details of leveling up Dominian in Silverpine while waiting for the tool to log into the game. (Ironically enough, I put his name on my "friends list" so that I received a warning when he signed on.) I actually got up to level seven before I heard the fateful ding. Here follows my chat with Hellacow:

ME- Hi there
HIM- ?
ME- You don't know me
HIM- Who R U?
ME- I'm the guy you camped yesterday.
HIM- What?
ME- Do you remember killing a Night Elf preist over and over and over again?
HIM- That you
ME- yep
HIM- No way
ME- Way HIM- What do you want
ME- I want to ask you a few questions.
HIM- About what
ME- About why you decided to camp me for so long.
HIM- Dude this is pvp
ME- Yeah...
ME- There's nothing wrong with killing me.
HIM- Go back to care bear server if you want
ME- Once
HIM- You were in the barrens
HIM- Alliance shouldn't be there
ME- But you did it for over an hour
HIM- So
ME- What made you want to do that? Didn't you get bored?
HIM- you were so funny thining you could get away
HIM- I had to keep kiling you
ME- Because I was running away, you camped me?
HIM- Plus, I hate night elves
ME- If I had stayed still, you wouldn't have killed me so many times?
HIM- Too many NE on this server, imo
HIM- You all need to die
HIM- Maybe, idk
ME- Ok, listen, you got no rewards from killing me because I was gray, why do it?
HIM- It was fun
ME- It's fun to terrorize people? HIM- Dood it's part of the game
HIM- My guildie was leveling an alt around there
HIM- We had fun killing you little priest.
ME- What fun? I died in two seconds everytime
HIM- Lol
ME- Youdidn't even let me heal
HIM- You healed sometimes
ME- When I was hiding in the bushes
HIM- I saw you
HIM- You name was red
ME- It almost worked
HIM- You could have signed off
ME- So you enjoyed killing me, who had no chance against a 60 and his friends?
HIM- Hell yeah.
HIM- Howd you get this character/ no cross-faction I thought
ME- Did you think about what fun it was for me?
ME- Friends account.
HIM- Fun for you?
ME- Have you ever been camped like that/
HIM- Happens all the time. Not so much now but bfore I was 60
ME- Did you like it?
HIM- No but now it's pay back
ME- Ah, you were enacting revenge on my character for perceived wrongs against you? This is the proverbial gauntlet we all must run through in order to have played the game successfully and reched 60?
HIM- ?
ME- Neer mind.

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Issue 19: Griefer Nation