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BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS:
Anne Hathaway (Les Miserables)
A Bunch Of Other Women Who Weren't Anne Hathaway in Les Miserables

Seriously, this is the easiest call (or maybe the biggest potential upset) of the night. Every office betting pool slip should just make an allowance for a "Hathaway or OTHER" vote in this category. A rising starlet just hitting what the industry considers "prime years" for an actress? Beautiful but willing to render herself "movie ugly," undergo a weight-loss regimen ... and she sang her own song? The character is a prostitute with a heart of gold? And a suffering mother?? And she dies of Ali McGraw's Disease in order to give the male hero something to be heroic about? The image in your head should be of Oscar tumbling back into its friend's arms in a dramatic faint, fanning itself back to consciousness with a frilly handkerchief, swooning over having finally found the nominee who embodies everything it likes to award actresses for.

I mean, sure, the movie is terrible and she's only in it for like fifteen minutes, but c'mon, man! You don't get it! She. Cut. Her. Hair!

If any of the others (Sally Field, Amy Adams, Helen Hunt and Jackie Weaver) upset, it'll be Field for Lincoln. She's an all-time industry favorite and has somehow managed to maintain the aura of a perpetual plucky-underdog despite being well established and a prior winner. Don't think for a minute that Oscar doesn't adore the story of how she got the role by actively campaigning for it, despite Spielberg not thinking she was right at first.

BEST DIRECTOR:
Michael Haneke (Amour)
Steven Spielberg (Lincoln)
Ben Zeitlin (Beasts of The Southern Wild)
Ang Lee (Life of Pi)
David O. Russell (Silver Linings Playbook)

Wow. There's surprising, there's shocking, and then there's scandalous.

I'm tempted to say that the simply stunning absence of Ben Affleck, Kathryn Bigelow and Tarantino make this category almost not even worth paying attention to this year. Film students will be studying Zero Dark Thirty years from now, and that its director wasn't even nominated (virtually ensuring that it won't win Best Picture, incidentally) will be a black mark on The Academy's history for decades to come. By now it's obvious that I'm no great fan of Silver Linings Playbook on any level, but if there's one thing the movie definitely doesn't deserve, it's a directing nod. Russell is actually a great filmmaker, but like everything else in the film, his direction is by the numbers and never rises above your average television dramedy.

With Bigelow and Affleck both out, Spielberg almost certainly becomes the favorite here. Lincoln has nominations in almost every major category (and then some!), he's both the biggest and among the most respected filmmakers on the planet, etc. However, since the film is now the clear frontrunner for Best Picture, it's plausible that the directors bloc might opt for a wildcard, which would probably be Russell (ugh!) or perhaps Haneke, since given the types of films he usually makes (the moralistic horror deconstruction Funny Games is probably still his best known) this could conceivably be the only chance they'll ever get to award him.

Since the film itself has been totally shut out, that The Wachowskis and Tom Tykwer didn't get in for Cloud Atlas is no big surprise given what a singularly unconventional and bold work it is (Oscar prefers movies that feel exotic and new but are actually quite middlebrow and simple-minded, see: Life of Pi.) Still, not only would I say a nomination would be utterly deserved, it would've been of tremendous historical note as Lana Wachowski would've become the first transgendered Oscar nominee.

BEST PICTURE:
Amour
Argo
Beasts of The Southern Wild
Django Unchained
Les Miserables
Life of Pi
Lincoln
Silver Linings Playbook
Zero Dark Thirty

Let's just get this out of the way for the jokers in the audience: No, I'm neither surprised nor particularly put out that The Avengers wasn't nominated. It was a good year, and there was no shortage of better films ahead of it no matter how long the nominations list was going to be (don't you wanna know what the missing number ten would have been, though?) and that goes for The Hobbit and Dark Knight Rises as well.

Objectively, this is a really good, interesting list; a nice mix of great movies, one profoundly flawed but interesting effort (Pi) and one two-part sitcom episode that has no business being anywhere near any kind of filmmaking awards (Silver Linings Playbook). With two of the biggest seeming competitors virtually guaranteed not to win because of a lack of directing nominations (Zero and Argo) this is almost certainly Lincoln's award to lose. America's most beloved historical figure, played by one of the most respected actors on the planet, directed by Steven Spielberg and it's actually a tremendous, smart, surprising film? The suspense isn't exactly killing me.

MISCELLANY:
Obviously, not enough room to get to everything else, but the pervading sense of"The HELL?" hovering over the majors drifts over into everything else. The lack of a Makeup nomination for Cloud Atlas is incredibly depressing but not too shocking, since many have mistaken the intended obviousness of its character makeups for poor craftsmanship overall (there may also have been some digital work at play, which often annoys makeup voters) but that it didn't score nods for effects, costumes or especially editing feels like a massive oversight.

Original Screenplay should go to Zero Dark Thirty, but The Academy really does seem to be averse to the film so either Moonrise Kingdom or Django could take it; neither of which would be an issue for me. Adapted Screenplay could be Argo's consolation prize, but the Silver Linings Playbook is nominated as well and seems to be an Academy darling this year. Life of Pi will probably take Visual Effects because that CGI tiger really was that impressive and it's the "classiest" movie in the set, saving Oscar the trouble of masking contempt at having to mouth the words Marvel's The Avengers (seriously, Marvel? Stop calling your movies Marvel's _____; it makes them sound more like branded product than they already are), despite The Hulk being far and away the year's most impressive FX achievement.

The Academy Awards will air February 24th, during which time I probably need even more alcohol than usual.

Bob Chipman is a film critic and independent filmmaker. If you've heard of him before, you have officially been spending way too much time on the internet.

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