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Remember that ancient Simpsons episode where Bart briefly became a hall monitor, accessed the school's confiscated property room and discovered "Complete collections of MAD, Cracked and even the occasional issue of Crazy?" Bet you assume "Crazy" was just a joke at the expense of humor-magazine naming conventions, and maybe it was - but it was also the name of Marvel's very own MAD-knockoff of the '70s and '80s.
Said publication had its own answer to Alfred E. Neuman, "Obnoxio The Clown," who got his own one-off crossover into mainstream Marvel in 1983, where he met The X-Men and this infamous mutant criminal with powers almost as useless as Jubilee's: Eye Scream can transform his body into ice cream... of any flavor he chooses! Because what's more threatening than a villain whose fatal weaknesses include small children, ants, Ben and/or Jerry and the Sun?
Of course, if you missed our 10 Characters Who Should Show Up on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., then you really should go back and read it, you know, for context.