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10 Marvel Characters Who Should NOT Be on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Bob "MovieBob" Chipman | 26 Mar 2014 20:15
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Eye Scream
Remember that ancient Simpsons episode where Bart briefly became a hall monitor, accessed the school's confiscated property room and discovered "Complete collections of MAD, Cracked and even the occasional issue of Crazy?" Bet you assume "Crazy" was just a joke at the expense of humor-magazine naming conventions, and maybe it was - but it was also the name of Marvel's very own MAD-knockoff of the '70s and '80s.

Said publication had its own answer to Alfred E. Neuman, "Obnoxio The Clown," who got his own one-off crossover into mainstream Marvel in 1983, where he met The X-Men and this infamous mutant criminal with powers almost as useless as Jubilee's: Eye Scream can transform his body into ice cream... of any flavor he chooses! Because what's more threatening than a villain whose fatal weaknesses include small children, ants, Ben and/or Jerry and the Sun?

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Of course, if you missed our 10 Characters Who Should Show Up on Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D., then you really should go back and read it, you know, for context.

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