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"Do they like movies like this?" That's a good one, I wish I'd thought of that one. Eisenberg says he doesn't like "genre films" or "film in color" (heh!) but that he likes this one and it's shown him why "these are the movies people go to see."

Someone asks about improv, which makes sense given the tone of the movie. Woody replies that the script was great (despite reservations over starring in something called "Zombieland") but offers up examples of some of the film's funniest lines which he says Eisenberg improvised on-set, which is surprising at least to me - it's such a tightly-constructed film.

The improv question leads to mutual outpourings of praise for 12 year-old Abigail Breslin, the second of the film's two female leads. Without a hint of irony or false-sincerity, Harrelson opines that he's "hoping maybe in fifteen, twenty years to have the chops she has at twelve." He's right - Breslin (who people know best as Olive from Little Miss Sunshine) is Zombieland's secret weapon - the canary in the coal mine whose reactions tell the audience when "funny-scary" has tipped over into "scary-scary."

A question about on-set camaraderie gets Eisenberg talking about how the film was shot on digital as opposed to film, something I wouldn't have been able to tell you looking at it - it's a gorgeous, slick-looking film that betrays none of its apparently mid-range budget.

"I get terrified by scary movies," says Woody when one of us asks their thoughts on the undead/zombie phenomenon. He liked Shaun of the Dead, but while he can appreciate 28 Days Later or I Am Legend he "has a hard time falling asleep." Both of them are amused by the spontaneous appearance of fans in zombie getup at various events - a "zombie crawl" is, in fact, scheduled to meet them at a local screening later that very night.

My turn, now. Yikes. Think of something, Bob! I stall, trying to recall some "this guy did his research" factoid about the movie. "This was originally going to be a TV show, right?" I finally ask. That's true - the filmmakers originally set the project up as a series for television. Woody gives a matter-of-fact confirmation, before Eisenberg cuts in: "They were going to shoot the exterior of a bar here in Boston, then we'd shoot the rest in LA."

A Cheers joke. Awesome!

"That'd never work," Woody deadpans, "How do you do a TV show in a bar?"

What's that word again? Surreal.

The questions quickly turned to "The Cameo," which we'd been asked beforehand to not ask specifically about because they're trying to keep it a secret. Seriously, if there's a reason to see Zombieland on opening night, it's so you won't be pre-spoiled on what's easily one of the best surprise-cameos in recent memory. I won't repeat who it is, but in terms of the roundtable someone does bring up the now well-reported rumor that at one point the cameo was supposed to have been the (now) late Patrick Swayze. No confirmation on that from either party, though Harrelson mentions some others who were considered for the bit including Sly Stallone, Joe Pesci and Jean-Claude Van Damme.

At this point, the handlers are giving everyone the wrap-up signal, and things descend into more jokes and callbacks to earlier bits. Soon enough, it's over. We file out, the stars remain - presumably to wait for another round of critics with another round of questions. Back outside, I still find myself ill at ease with the shiny, well-kept hotel and its important-looking, business-suited guests. Part of me wonders if that common sense of separation from the humanity around you is part of what makes these zombie-apocalypse movies so resonant to people today.

Another part of me begins making plans to slap that last part silly for not thinking of that earlier, since it would've made a decent question for the interview.

Bob Chipman is a film critic and independent filmmaker. If you've heard of him before, you have officially been spending way too much time on the internet.

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