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Forgotten Heroes (Who Kicked Ass)

Bob "MovieBob" Chipman | 16 Apr 2010 16:00
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Kick-Ass, this week's movie under consideration, is one part spoof and one part celebration of superhero movies. The fact that it exists at all, in the form it does, is in itself a testament to just how pervasive costumed crimefighters have become in modern movies. When Kick-Ass is in only the third week of its theatrical run, the second Iron Man movie will be opening while movies based on Thor, Captain America and The Green Lantern will be in production on all over the world.

As it happens, by now there've probably been so many superhero movies that plenty have essentially vanished from the public consciousness. Here's a brief collection - in no particular order - of noteworthy movies about bold men doing brave things in silly outfits, some of which you may have forgotten and (hopefully) a few of which you might never have heard of.

(As before, the majority of titles are available on DVD to the best of my knowledge unless otherwise noted, though availability may differ by region.)

Sidekick (2005)

Here's a great Canadian indie that I'm really amazed never got much attention - hell, I'd never have heard of it if not for a Netflix recommendation - a great example of how much can be accomplished with a handful of actors, sparse locations and a solid script. Shy, comic-loving office drone Norman Neale (Perry Mucci) discovers that his slick, ladies-man coworker Victor Ventura (David Ingram) possesses nascent telekinetic superpowers and offers to help him train, imagining that he can help give the world its first real-life superhero. Just one problem: In real life, not everyone with a gift wants to use it to help people, and Norman must confront the realization that he may have unwittingly unleashed a - now very, very dangerous - supervillain on the world. It's a character piece (it could've been done as a stage play, easily) focused on the familiar frustrations of watching someone waste or even abuse a gift you'd kill to have. Seek this one out.

Zebraman (2004)

Japanese yakuza/horror specialist Takeshi Miike too his first stab at "family fare" (sort of) with this warped but big-hearted love letter to Japanese superhero shows of the 60s and 70s. Encouraged by a young boy who's obsessed with an obscure superhero series from his own childhood, an introverted teacher dons his homemade ZebraMan suit and - since this is a Takeshi Miike movie - immediately gets wrapped up in a conspiracy involving prophetic TV screenplays and alien cover-ups. If I told you how this movie ended, you would not believe me.

Blankman (1994)

For awhile there were more superhero spoofs than there were superheroes, and this is one of the funniest, courtesy of the Wayans Brothers and underrated director Mike Binder (Reign Over Me.) Damon Wayans is an eccentric inventor who uses his wacky gadgets to become a costumed vigilante and battle a crime boss, in a funny and ultra-quotable spoof that was also ahead of its time in treating Adam West's Batman as a source of nostalgia and inspiration when, at the time, it was trendy to bash it in favor of the "grim 'n' gritty" Frank Miller/Tim Burton take on the character.

Mercury Man (2006)

Quick: If I said there was a recent movie where a patriotic firefighter becomes a superhero and takes on a Jihadist terrorist group led by a villain named - I kid you not - Osama Bin-Ali, you'd guess it was from the U.S., right? Well, you'd be wrong. Mercury Man is from Thailand. Visually, it's a Spider-Man knockoff (MM basically wears a black Spidey suit with Thai Buddhist designs instead of a web pattern) but imbued with the gleeful kitchen-sink inventiveness we've come to expect from modern Thai action-cinema. I should mention it also comes complete with the unabashed nationalism that many have found somewhat uncomfortable in modern Thai action-cinema: The bad guys' evil scheme is converting magical Buddhist relics into Weapons of Mass Destruction, and the running subtext frames the conflict as a clash of worldviews between the Mercury Man's Buddhism and the unspecified (but presumably Islamic) monotheism of the bad guys. "The Thai believe in life ... we believe in death!" says Bin-Ali in his why-we'll-win bad guy speech. Yikes! Still, the action scenes are awesome (the final fight is easily one of the best superpower battles I've ever seen) and the plot embraces its own inherent fantasy in a way most Western superhero movies would do well to imitate.

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