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"But on what you said about Nintendo seeing players as retards - It's a casual game, made for 'the family' so it has to be accessible to everyone."
- Crossborder

You, too, can shut your fat fucking face. Mario, a casual game? Yes, it's cartoony; yes, it's not exactly strong meat for the intellectually minded, but a casual game? No. Wii Sports is a casual game. Angry Birds is a casual game. A casual game is something anyone can pick up, that a secretary might play to pass the time in between filing the minutes and fending off sexual harassment. Put Mario Galaxy in front of someone who's never played a game before in their lives and see how well they do. It might even be funny at first, but eventually the urge to swat their clumsy hands away from the controller will drive you insane. It's like teaching your granddad how to type.

Something we veteran gamers sometimes forget is that navigating an avatar in 3D space takes some getting used to. Once you've done it enough to adapt it's like riding a bike, but for a first-time gamer, it can be very disorienting. That's especially not handy when you're playing a 3D platformer with all that pesky depth and precision jumping to deal with; I still find it difficult to judge whether or not I'm going to successfully land on a particular enemy's face. The difficulty of adapting to analog stick 3D gameplay is probably one of the main reasons gaming can be intimidating to the newbie.

Awhile back Roger Ebert posted a follow-up to his anti-gaming post wisely retracting a lot of what he said, and he mentioned that many people suggested he should check out Shadow of the Colossus. And I was like, whoa, for a first timer? Don't book yourself on the London marathon before you can walk. But then I had to ask myself - what game would I recommend to a first-time player to help them get into the whole culture?

This isn't as easy as it sounds. It has to be simple to pick up, yes, but it also has to have a suitable difficulty curve that gradually introduces the kind of spatial reflexes hardcore 3D gaming will demand, so that excludes most casual games. It also has to be a good ambassador and sell the culture of gaming as a whole, so it can't be anything fringe and spacey like Flower. It can't be too retro like the original Marios, because it's hard to get past primitive sound and graphics in today's demanding times and we're trying to sell gaming as it has evolved into now, not the whole DNA sequence. And on top of all that it has to be a game with charisma that the first-time player will be impressed by and want to get into.

I'll leave the comments to come up with a list of all the games that might fit these criteria, but for now, here's my recommendation: LittleBigPlanet.

Fucking the whole user-made content thing in the arse, LBP has a superlative art style, instant universal charm underlying some incredibly clever physics mechanics and amazingly good level design. It's co-op, so you, the teacher, can easily guide your student through it. It's largely a 2D platformer, but the limited three-level depth mechanic at least provides an introduction to the third dimension. It ramps manageably from ease to mind-melting difficulty. And the controls are floaty and annoying as shit, so the non-gamer will quickly learn what we have to put up with most of the time.

Yahtzee is a British-born, currently Australian-based writer and gamer with a sweet hat and a chip on his shoulder. When he isn't talking very fast into a headset mic he also designs freeware adventure games and writes the back page column for PC Gamer, who are too important to mention us. His personal site is www.fullyramblomatic.com.

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