It's weird to think back to when the PS1 was top of the range technology. These days you can find PCs powerful enough to emulate the PS1 in dumpsters behind school computer labs. It's hard to think back to a time when SOTN was selling as a full-price mainstream release because literally anyone could make it today. If you used something like Game Maker you could have a similar platform engine together in an afternoon without even having to code that much. Art assets could be found from some free internet resource or through a tutorial or two. Really, the only thing left is to fit it all together and write a story around it.

Which makes me think of Inform 7. This is a text adventure development tool available on the internet that, rather uniquely, went out of its way to attract actual writers rather than programmers. The intention was that the programming language should resemble standard English prose, so you could type something like "Inside the room is a table, and on the table is a ball. The description of the ball is 'oh look I found a ball'" and that would produce a short text adventure where you can examine a ball. There are still rules you have to keep within but I found it a very easy language to pick up, and I think it's a great idea, because there are a lot of skilled writers and designers in the world that don't have the wherewithal to learn the ridiculous level of technical skills to create a game, and that's what still hobbles video games when compared to other art forms.

Speaking as a novelist, writing a novel is easy. Well, actually it's probably a lot harder than most people realize, but it's a lot easier technically speaking than making a game. But what if mainstream gaming took the Inform 7 approach? Create a deep, intuitive toolset designed for non-programmers that can let you create models, textures and game mechanics with dropdowns and a visual mouse-driven interface to as complex a level as the user desires, so that any lone developer, like ones who specialize more in aesthetics or story writing, can create a game that could then be sold in mainstream circles or over Steam to anyone who wants to look for it? Would that not spark the same creative renaissance in gaming that inexpensive digital cameras created in the film industry?

This wouldn't happen because it's the nature of the corporate society in which we live that technology is jealously hoarded. But you know what the best game design tool I've ever seen is? The Holodeck on Star Trek: The Next Generation. You can see it in a couple of episodes, any johnny on the crew can walk in and say "Computer, generate a nightclub consistent with the style of the Roaring Twenties," and the computer will randomly create one whose details can then be tweaked on as fine a scale as you like. I would kill for a chance to teleport into the fictional realm and use that shit to create a game. Although knowing Star Trek, my end boss would probably escape somehow and run riot in the cargo bays before one of the regulars comes up with some mystifying technobabble solution that reverses the polarity on the air conditioning in such a way that the monster turns into a tray of puddings. Goodnight, everybody.

Yahtzee is a British-born, currently Australian-based writer and gamer with a sweet hat and a chip on his shoulder. When he isn't talking very fast into a headset mic he also designs freeware adventure games and writes the back page column for PC Gamer, who are too important to mention us. His personal site is

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