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Weapon-Crafting That Works

Ben "Yahtzee" Croshaw | 27 Sep 2011 16:00
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Tell me a system like this couldn't be applied to weapon crafting in a brawler-type game with scavenging elements. It makes sense to me, if they can do it with entire vehicles in that Banjo Kazooie game whose full title I still haven't summoned the energy to look up. Weapons in a brawler are exactly as important as vehicles in a racer (or whatever genre that game was), and they're also considerably smaller and don't require as much physics calculation. I would imagine.

Here's how I picture this working: You collect a few sackfuls of random chair legs and breeze blocks from around the place and bring them to a crafting table. When you interact with that, you're taken to a 3D grid-based interface into which you can import your collected items, move them around, rotate them and stick them together, assuming the crafting tables have bottomless supplies of duct tape. Each crafted weapon would have to start with a "base" item which dictates how the weapon is used - nightsticks or chair legs for one-handed, bits of pipe or 2x4s for two-handed, broom handles for weapons with a more sort of bo staff fighting style - and then you could just add bits on to any parts of that except where the player character's hands go.

Each potential addition would have different stats that dictate how enemies respond when hit by that part of the weapon at speed. There'd be a Weight stat, obviously, which just bashes the baddies out of the way or crushes them against solid objects. Then there'd be a Cutting stat, which calculates the likelihood of severing limbs or heads. And I think there'd also be an Embed stat, which causes the weapon to get temporarily stuck in the enemy's flesh, causing massive tearing damage or perhaps leaving you with a section of limb stuck on the end of your favorite sledgehammer that you named Killbastard. You could add treatments to specific areas, like the obvious sprinklings of nails to up the Embed stat. And there are special treatments, like lashing on an oily rag and setting it alight for added burn damage.

You'd need to make sure the physics were worked out properly. You want to stop people from eternally lashing more bricks and dead cats onto the end of their broom handles. Obviously the heavier a weapon gets the slower it would be to wind up and swing until you're in full-on James-Sunderland-with-the-Great-Knife mode. And if a weapon's severely off balance it might make your character stumble after swinging it, increasing the chances of a zombie getting in at the flank (because obviously we're assuming this is a zombie game, what the hell else would it be).

In which case I would think there'd need to be weapon degradation, because scrappy improv in a tight spot is kind of the whole idea. If you really wanted to go all out you could calculate where the weak points are and snap off the physics objects there. Realistically a pool cue with a breeze block taped to the end probably isn't going to last a single swing unless you tape two more pool cues to the first one, lengthways, to distribute the weight a bit better.

And it's not just melee weapons, you could strap a kitchen knife to the underside of your assault rifle for a makeshift bayonet. Or add nails and a length of rope to a grenade to create a nailbomb with greater potential throw distance. And perhaps even strap some breeze blocks and 2x4s together to make a set of bookshelves for your student residence.

Banjo Kazooie: Nuts & Bolts, that was the motherfucker.

Yahtzee is a British-born, currently Australian-based writer and gamer with a sweet hat and a chip on his shoulder. When he isn't talking very fast into a headset mic he also designs freeware adventure games and writes the back page column for PC Gamer, who are too important to mention us. His personal site is www.fullyramblomatic.com.

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