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McArthur Blankenship | 26 Aug 2009 21:00
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Blizzard Reveals new Information on Ozzy Concert, Worgen Mount, StarCraft Delay

Reliable Source reporters weren't invited to BlizzCon this year leaving us just one option - follow an intern to their house and 'persuade' them to do an interview. A broken window, a bottle of chloroform and a pair of barbecue tongs later, we had our interview.

RS: Out of all of the musicians out there why did you hire Ozzy Osbourne to close out BlizzCon? Also, that's a nice hat.

Blizz: Thanks man, I've been waiting for someone to notice.

RS: Seriously, no one likes the hat; I was just trying to be nice. Answer the question.

Blizz: I guess it made sense to the big-wigs to include him. Ozzy and Blizzard have a lot in common; we're both aging relics trying to remain pertinent to today's youth demographic.

RS: That makes sense, I guess. Tell us more about the new racial mounts.

Blizz: The normal Worgen mount is bought the same as any other mount and kind of looks like a boar. The Epic mount quest will require capturing a horse from Stormwind City, sacrificing it on the altar of Je'thakthenan then beating it relentlessly with the Staff of Immeratil.

RS: I don't get it, what about the Goblins? What can you tell us about their mount?

Blizz: They don't have a mount exactly; they have /piggyback.

RS: That's, um... okay, why don't you tell us why StarCraft 2 was delayed?

Blizz: It was an executive decision to give our team time to design some sort of unnecessary plastic controller which will be included in the super special elite edition for 149.99.

RS: You do know U.S. is suffering one of the worst recessions since the great depression, right?

[At this point the Blizzard representative plugged his ears and said "La la la la I can't hear you!" until we left.]

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