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McArthur Blankenship | 9 Sep 2009 21:00
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Jerk Spoils Game, Gets What's Coming

A Michigan Judge acquitted Mr. Otis Kingston on charges that he had killed a man while they were both playing Call of Duty 4. The incident happened after the victim intentionally spoiled the end of Call of Duty 4, completely ruining the surprise ending.

The trial lasted a mere three days. The jury unanimously decided to acquit Mr. Kingston on the basis that his actions were justified and were a service to humanity. Even the victim's mother, saddened by her late son's lack of respect for the Gamer Code, expressed her outrage:

"Although it saddens me that my son is gone, I feel better knowing he can't cause anyone else pain," the victim's mother continued, "Otis did the right thing. People who spoil games by saying things like 'Croc eats Joker at the end of Arkham Asylum' should be killed, preferably with a blunt kitchen utensil."


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