I've heard so many bad, corny pick-up lines it's quite sad actually. I want to know if I haven't heard any yet, so post all of the pick-up lines you can think of.

"Criticism completes me." It's not very good, but ten points to whoever can figure out what it's from!

I have the king of all bad pick-up lines:
Me: "How much does a polar bear weigh?"
Pretty Girl: "...how much?"
Me: "Enough to break the ice."

I knew a guy who would walk up to random girls and ask them to marry him. Scary thing is, some of them said yes.

I use this one all the time.

Me: "Think fast!"
Girl: "Wha..."
Punch to the face. Drag her back to my house.

Works everytime.

PurpleRain:
I use this one all the time.

Me: "Think fast!"
Girl: "Wha..."
Punch to the face. Drag her back to my house.

Works everytime.

I prefer an alternative:
"Hey does this rag smell like chloroform to you?"

The only one I know is a poem from FARK.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll fuck you with a rake

Doesn't work too good.

Khell_Sennet:

I'll fuck you with a rake

Well there's your problem.
I've never used a pickup line... EVER!
I'm just that smooth.

"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm going to kill you
....oodley doo"

ShadeOfRed:
"Criticism completes me." It's not very good, but ten points to whoever can figure out what it's from!

Its from Dilbert, and i laughed till i cried when i read that comic!

As for a pick up line;
"Oops, sprry. I was going to try a pick up line on you but you look a little too smart for that!"

Works disturbingly well...

Walk up to a girl, knock her drink to the floor.
Say, "Looks like you need a drink"
When she says she does say "Gimme six bucks then."

Never failed me yet.

"Hi, how are OH MY GOD I'M BLEEDING FROM MY ANUS!"

and my personal favourite

"Hi, I've recently had the chance to face my own mortality. The conclusion I reached was that life is too short for being timid, so I've decided that I'll always talk to the most beautiful girl in the room. So, Hi, how are you doing tonight?"

I think XKCD had the best broken cliche pickup lines.
"If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put your sister and I together"
"You must be tired, 'cause you've been running through my mind all night. Screaming"
"Is your dad a thief? Cause that's totally my Jetta you parked out there."
"That shirt looks good on you but it'd look better stuffed burning into the neck of a vodka bottle and thrown through our office building's window"

On the internets I've read a fair share of funny ones. In real life they generally aren't that funny though. Ooh! Story time!

When I was younger I ordered a Kid's Meal at Subway and the guy serving me says "Nice hat, you know what would look better on you? Me." The other guy there gave him a talking to in the back room, but like a month later I saw him there again. He called me 'kiddo'.

Almost as memorable as that hobo who said he had daughters my age, then after taking a swig of something asked me to be his girlfriend. As lush as his beard was, I turned him down.

"HAY WANA HAVE SEX"!

remember to duck

There are just too many bad ones. Like..

Are you a parking ticket? Cos' you got "Fine" written all over you!
Did it hurt? Did what hurt? When you fell from heaven baby!

I feel so dirty..

(I am dutch)

Hey, do you have any dutch in you?

No

Want some?

"I'll give you $50 to touch me"

I suppose one really bad one I heard was "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?". Ugh, so bad...

The only one that seems to work well for me Is "very nice how much".

I never thought much about pick-up-lines, and if those many of you mentioned are really used somewhere, I'm about to lose all hope for mankind...

Well, in case anyone wants to know what worked for me:
"Hey, I think I got it! Try to..." (while watching her playing a quite difficult part of a PS2 game) :D

Bad pick up lines? And no one has mentioned the old groaner "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

For shame.

Chilango2:
"If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"

I am no longer infected.

Also, I had a buddy who would do his best impression of Rick Moranis and say, "I am Vinz Clotho, Keymaster of Gozer; Are you the Gatekeeper?" We figured it was a very time saving pick-up line. If she laughed, she was worth buying a drink for. If not, what was the point?

- J

If I flipped a coin what's the chance of me getting head.

Hi, you look easy.

I've lost my number, can I borrow yours?

If your going to feel guilty about this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon.

I hear bears are good at breaking the ice.

How often do you come h--- Sorry, cliché, I'm (Insert name)

Khell_Sennet:
The only one I know is a poem from FARK.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'll fuck you with a rake

Doesn't work too good.

Gardening next day.

"This rake smells odd" *GASP* "A man is near by!"

"i'm like a rubix cube... the more u play with me, the harder i get"

"Is it hot in here, or is it just you?"

"Hey baby, wanna see my shock rifle?"

Hey Joe:
"I'll give you $50 to touch me"

Myself and 6 others gave a mate £10 each to try that to a girl one night out..... the bastard got away with it and they are still together almost 2 years later.

I personally favour asking to buy them a drink. It's old, it's corny and it works every time.

Well, to be blunt, there's always the, "Hey, lets f_ck" approach.
Or the "I'll see you later tonight, baby."

MikeyW:
Walk up to a girl, knock her drink to the floor.
Say, "Looks like you need a drink"
When she says she does say "Gimme six bucks then."

Never failed me yet.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W0d-N1sxqF8 ???

Duck Sandwich:
"Roses are red
Violets are blue
I'm going to kill you
....oodley doo"

Age of Mythology reference? ;)

Anyway, here's mine:

"Get your coat love...

...I've got a knife."

Gwhahaha.

To a female UPS worker: "I've got a package for you."

*sigh* Quagmire, you have the best worst pick-up lines.

Melaisis:
Age of Mythology reference? ;)

Oh yeah.

"You don't happen to have any mace on you, do you?