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Paperboy  Posts: 16 Joined: 7 Jan 2008 | |
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Beat Writer  Posts: 225 Joined: 20 Jan 2008 | "Criticism completes me." It's not very good, but ten points to whoever can figure out what it's from! |
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Beat Writer  Posts: 217 Joined: 14 Jan 2008 | I have the king of all bad pick-up lines: |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 125 Joined: 17 Dec 2007 | I knew a guy who would walk up to random girls and ask them to marry him. Scary thing is, some of them said yes. |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2573 Joined: 2 Dec 2007 | I use this one all the time. Me: "Think fast!" Works everytime. |
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Paperboy Posts: 16 Joined: 7 Jan 2008 |
I prefer an alternative: |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2016 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 | The only one I know is a poem from FARK. Roses are red Doesn't work too good. |
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Press Junketeer  Posts: 357 Joined: 10 Jan 2008 |
Well there's your problem. |
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Press Junketeer  Posts: 437 Joined: 13 Dec 2007 | "Roses are red |
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Paperboy  Posts: 12 Joined: 3 Dec 2007 |
Its from Dilbert, and i laughed till i cried when i read that comic! As for a pick up line; Works disturbingly well... |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 64 Joined: 21 Feb 2008 | Walk up to a girl, knock her drink to the floor. Never failed me yet. |
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PROBATION  Posts: 757 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | "Hi, how are OH MY GOD I'M BLEEDING FROM MY ANUS!" and my personal favourite "Hi, I've recently had the chance to face my own mortality. The conclusion I reached was that life is too short for being timid, so I've decided that I'll always talk to the most beautiful girl in the room. So, Hi, how are you doing tonight?" User was put on probation for: It's a conspiracy !!!!!!!!1eleventy!. (3 days) |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 124 Joined: 7 Jan 2008 | I think XKCD had the best broken cliche pickup lines. |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1208 Joined: 13 Dec 2007 | On the internets I've read a fair share of funny ones. In real life they generally aren't that funny though. Ooh! Story time! When I was younger I ordered a Kid's Meal at Subway and the guy serving me says "Nice hat, you know what would look better on you? Me." The other guy there gave him a talking to in the back room, but like a month later I saw him there again. He called me 'kiddo'. Almost as memorable as that hobo who said he had daughters my age, then after taking a swig of something asked me to be his girlfriend. As lush as his beard was, I turned him down. |
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Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 751 Joined: 29 Dec 2007 | "HAY WANA HAVE SEX"! remember to duck |
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Beat Writer  Posts: 224 Joined: 28 Jan 2008 | There are just too many bad ones. Like.. Are you a parking ticket? Cos' you got "Fine" written all over you! I feel so dirty.. |
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Beat Writer  Posts: 191 Joined: 3 Jan 2008 | (I am dutch) Hey, do you have any dutch in you? No Want some? |
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PROBATION Posts: 757 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | "I'll give you $50 to touch me" User was put on probation for: It's a conspiracy !!!!!!!!1eleventy!. (3 days) |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1847 Joined: 21 Jan 2008 | I suppose one really bad one I heard was "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck?". Ugh, so bad... |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1716 Joined: 18 Dec 2007 | The only one that seems to work well for me Is "very nice how much". |
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Copy Clerk Posts: 53 Joined: 3 Jan 2008 | I never thought much about pick-up-lines, and if those many of you mentioned are really used somewhere, I'm about to lose all hope for mankind... Well, in case anyone wants to know what worked for me: |
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Muckraker  Posts: 278 Joined: 3 Oct 2007 | Bad pick up lines? And no one has mentioned the old groaner "If I said you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?" For shame. |
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Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 653 Joined: 2 Jan 2008 |
I am no longer infected. Also, I had a buddy who would do his best impression of Rick Moranis and say, "I am Vinz Clotho, Keymaster of Gozer; Are you the Gatekeeper?" We figured it was a very time saving pick-up line. If she laughed, she was worth buying a drink for. If not, what was the point? - J |
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Beat Writer Posts: 136 Joined: 31 Jan 2008 | If I flipped a coin what's the chance of me getting head. |
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Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 723 Joined: 9 Jan 2008 | Hi, you look easy. I've lost my number, can I borrow yours? If your going to feel guilty about this in the morning, we can sleep until the afternoon. I hear bears are good at breaking the ice. How often do you come h--- Sorry, cliché, I'm (Insert name) |
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Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 723 Joined: 9 Jan 2008 |
Gardening next day. "This rake smells odd" *GASP* "A man is near by!" |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 77 Joined: 18 Sep 2007 | "i'm like a rubix cube... the more u play with me, the harder i get" |
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Paperboy  Posts: 13 Joined: 5 Jan 2008 | "Is it hot in here, or is it just you?" |
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Beat Writer  Posts: 162 Joined: 20 Nov 2007 | "Hey baby, wanna see my shock rifle?" |
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Copy Clerk Posts: 117 Joined: 31 Jan 2008 |
Myself and 6 others gave a mate £10 each to try that to a girl one night out..... the bastard got away with it and they are still together almost 2 years later. I personally favour asking to buy them a drink. It's old, it's corny and it works every time. |
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Muckraker  Posts: 256 Joined: 24 Feb 2008 | Well, to be blunt, there's always the, "Hey, lets f_ck" approach. |
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Press Junketeer  Posts: 443 Joined: 1 Jan 2008 |
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Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 880 Joined: 9 Dec 2007 |
Age of Mythology reference? ;) Anyway, here's mine: "Get your coat love... ...I've got a knife." Gwhahaha. |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3664 Joined: 28 Nov 2007 | To a female UPS worker: "I've got a package for you." *sigh* Quagmire, you have the best worst pick-up lines. |
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Press Junketeer Posts: 437 Joined: 13 Dec 2007 |
Oh yeah. "You don't happen to have any mace on you, do you? |
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I've heard so many bad, corny pick-up lines it's quite sad actually. I want to know if I haven't heard any yet, so post all of the pick-up lines you can think of.