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Brand Manager  Posts: 669 Joined: 8 Oct 2007     | |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 91 Joined: 21 Feb 2008   | Two best I can think of because I have used them in social occasions for a laugh, both on people of the female persuasion 'Hello sailor' -she was wearing a sailor's hat, and Bout led to laughing women, but I can't honestly think anyone expects them to actually work on their own |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3800 Joined: 26 Feb 2008    | I told this one to my girlfriend: You look like you don't have enough handsome, intelligent 23 year old men in your life. I volunteer to fill that role for you. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3577 Joined: 13 Feb 2008    | My face leaves in ten minutes, be on it. What's a nice place like you doing in a girl...oh..*looks at shoes and blushes* - Killer line. My mate really fancies you: guaranteed. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 82 Joined: 1 Aug 2006 | A friend likes to remind me of this one: "Can I taste your lipgloss?" It works better than it sounds typed out. This is only because it is absolutely terrible typed out. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1233 Joined: 23 Dec 2007  | "Hello, I'm Buck.T.Delight. I'm a billionaire entrepreneur space cowboy from the moon, and you're the luckiest earth girl in all of time baby!" This next one works if you're Australian in a foreign bar (especially American) "Hi, I'm Australian" |
Copy Clerk Posts: 82 Joined: 1 Aug 2006 | Oh, and this: "Hey, girl, is this guy boring you, I'm from a different planet!" |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 71 Joined: 1 May 2008  | Play Buzz at a party and accuse her of cheating. A few lines from my smooth bastard of a friend... and my personal favourite "I can tutor you in maths" In the words of Yahtzee...I wish I was fucking kidding. |
Muckraker  Posts: 349 Joined: 27 Mar 2008    | My favorite ice breaker has been passed down from my father :P I want to try as a pickup line something along th lines of "Don't you hate those guys trying to pick up?" helps if you have a friend trying to pick up and you refer to him. I usually use when at parties "Hey how do you know (INSERT HOST NAME)" or just a basic what school do you go to (i am underage) |
Beat Writer  Posts: 225 Joined: 20 Feb 2008 | Guy I knew yelling across a bus station: "Excuse me, can I have my heart back please?" |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1505 Joined: 7 Mar 2008    | "hey baby don't be so stuck up, let me clear a place for you to sit" <wipe off your face> "you look like a barbie doll, can i take you home and play with you?" "want to play with my dongle?" - not necessarily a pick up line or all that rude |
Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 844 Joined: 25 Jan 2008  | What's got 52 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? I love crappy chat-up lines, especially the Ghostbusters one. All the other ones I know have been said already. And can someone please explain the lotion and the hose one to me, cos I really don't get it. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3577 Joined: 13 Feb 2008 |
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BANNED  Posts: 502 Joined: 3 Jan 2008 | "95% of the woman who shower are singing, the other 5% masturbate. You know what they sing?" Run up to some girl and scream: "FUUUUUUCKKKK?!?!?!?" Walk up to a girl and give her your cell phone and say "I'll call you" User was banned for: Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown. (Permanent) |
BANNED Posts: 502 Joined: 3 Jan 2008 |
That's a good for for cyber sex User was banned for: Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3359 Joined: 23 Dec 2007  | "Hi. I like rice." |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 526 Joined: 13 Nov 2007  | Ah, but who can forget the great pickup lines of Jon Arbuckle: "You look like a woman with low standards." "I have very few communicable diseases." "I can do all sorts of animal impressions." "Chicks dig me." |
Paperboy Posts: 24 Joined: 3 Mar 2008 | I saw a pair on an ad for a dating website on Facebook, of all things. "You parents must have been bakers, because you have got a nice set of buns!" "If you were words on a page, you would be what's called fine print!" I think possibly the strangest one I have ever heard isn't even a pick up line, but more of a story. It's the case of a man having his name legally changed to "Haywood Jabloeme". And if you can't figure it out, say it out loud. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4822 Joined: 30 Jan 2008   |
Works best in a French one. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3400 Joined: 14 Jan 2008 |
what do you mean this stuff is gold im taking notes. |
Muckraker  Posts: 292 Joined: 23 Apr 2008 | "I bet you £1 I can make your boobs wobble without touching 'em" *jiggle her tits, give her a quid and fuck off quick* |
BANNED Posts: 502 Joined: 3 Jan 2008 |
You can also make them jiggle by just having fun in bed... User was banned for: Zero Punctuation: Mailbag Showdown. (Permanent) |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1825 Joined: 4 Nov 2007 |
Why? Does our accent bypass conscious thought and reach right into French erotic desire? |
Pulitzer Laureate Posts: 844 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 |
Nah mate, the French are just wierd :P I have to live with one so I should know. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1146 Joined: 5 May 2008  | Forget French or Australian. My boyfriend did a mean Sean Connery impression after we went to see "League of Extraordinary Gentlemen" he'd asked if I wanted to go home with him. I spun around, looked around wide eyed for Sean, and chased him when he took off laughing. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3800 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | Yeah, I can usually drive women insane with that impression... My ex- got wet every time I did it... |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 4822 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 |
No, its just that since end of the first world war, the French have had a great liking for Australians. I can still remember how well cultivated the Australian graves I visited in France were kept. Its become a real cultural thing |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 677 Joined: 26 Mar 2008 | Wear a wedding ring. Seriously, I've never had girls flock to me as much as when I was married. They must figure if someone else thinks your worth keeping around full time then you've got something going for you. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3800 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 | True THAT! I actually got hit on by a Sergeant in the Marines because I stopped to ask her where the DEARS office was so I could get my new wife an ID card... I had been married three days and this chick wanted to hook up later! I was a 20 year old E-3 in the Coast Guard, and an E-6 wanted me... And she was fairly hot too... |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 4 Joined: 7 May 2008 | I've had a few 'classic' lines used on me before. I was once at a 'classy' establishment called The Mean Fiddler and one guy asked if I'd like to have a mean fiddle in the back of his car. (inventive I thought!) Another time (many years ago) when I was walking home from school another guy offered "a balloon for your cherry?" I politely declined, though the best part was when my friend, who was walking with me, turned and said "I didn't know you had any cherries!" |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 63 Joined: 7 May 2008 | Ok so here are some bad ones that I wouldn't actually use on a woman... "You know how they say guys' brains are in their pants? Well why don't you blow my mind?" When I am talking to a girl I am just straight forward and honest and it works for me. I could tell you about a few times it's worked really well. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 79 Joined: 10 May 2008 | Go up to random girls and yell "INTERCOURSE!" |
Beat Writer Posts: 137 Joined: 28 Feb 2008 | cant believe no one has said these and the most creative awesome lines |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1328 Joined: 3 Apr 2008  | to two chicks- i dont want to come between you, or do i? - classic quagmire |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 7 Joined: 10 May 2008 | <-- Thats the best one i got What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper! There are 206 bones in the human body. "have you ever kissed a rabbit between the ears?" all of these have been blatently stolen |
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It's no wonder gamers never get laid. Good lord.