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Muckraker  Posts: 339 Joined: 21 Feb 2008 | |
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Anonymous Source Posts: 8 Joined: 8 May 2008 | for all you computer geeks. "Hope your hard drive can handle my ram" |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3651 Joined: 28 Nov 2007 | On a slightly related note, best pick-up line rejecting ever: Man: Hey want to play carpenter? That's where we get hammered, and I nail you! Woman: Too bad you didn't bring enough wood. And this was involving Harlan Ellison: HE: What would you say to a little fuck? Woman: I would say, "Hello, little fuck." |
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Beat Writer  Posts: 188 Joined: 8 May 2008 | Hey dont knock the "Nice shoes. Wanna fuck ?" approach. Its worked before XD You be the iceberg, i'll be the titanic and i'll go down on you. and the best pick up line over Scream and i'll knife ya bitch. Oh and one that a happened to a mate of mine. Guy: Hey wanna have a root? |
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Paperboy  Posts: 37 Joined: 7 May 2008 | Here's another one not to say: "Hey you look like my next girlfriend." because she'll say something like "So do you." |
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Beat Writer  Posts: 153 Joined: 9 Dec 2007 |
that is not ironic any way here is my stab at it me:did it hurt? and one that will get you steriliased very quickly me:hae you ever been spanked by a nerd in a robe with a keyboard? |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2000 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | "I call shotgun." |
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Paperboy  Posts: 21 Joined: 6 Apr 2008 | "You must be tried because you have been running around in my head alllll night. Screaming." |
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Beat Writer Posts: 153 Joined: 9 Dec 2007 | my personal favourite for when you are stood beside a girl(or man) and there is some big argument going on in front of you. me(turning to girl):so,what do you think of the stock market? works desturbingly well |
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Press Junketeer  Posts: 404 Joined: 14 Dec 2007 | Two of my favorites: "I have a 9 inch tongue and can breathe through my ears" "Nice legs, what time do they open?" Sadly, nether have fielded any true results, but I keep on trucking. |
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Muckraker Posts: 233 Joined: 29 Dec 2007 |
Sorry about that. Seemed less gross in my head. Anyways...Walk up to the person all shy-like, say to them (while not making eye contact) "There's something I want to get off my chest...(make eye contact)my shirt." I haven't tried it but it probably (read-in: definitely) works best if you're female (to whom I think most any of these would work, save maybe the rake one...). |
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Copy Clerk  Posts: 121 Joined: 12 Feb 2008 | I came up with this one.. Have you ever tasered anyone..?? Inspired by... If you were raped in the woods. Would you tell anyone? |
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Anonymous Source  Posts: 8 Joined: 11 May 2008 | "Hey baby, you're the sexiest thing since sliced bread." "Did someone call for an astronomer? Because you've got a heavenly body." These are awful, I've only ever used them in joking situations to prevent premature removal of genitals. |
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Paperboy  Posts: 17 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | ok this is my teachers friends whom happens to be married. Weird. You got more legs than a bucket of chicken |
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Beat Writer Posts: 188 Joined: 8 May 2008 | One day Im just going to walk up to a hot girl, reach inside my breifcase and pull out my robe and wizard hat. ^_- |
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Anonymous Source  Posts: 2 Joined: 11 May 2008 | Want to see my level 70 human warlock? |
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Pulitzer Laureate  Posts: 909 Joined: 14 Sep 2007 | "Hey, sexy lady, wanna destroy all humans with me?" |
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Paperboy  Posts: 15 Joined: 27 Feb 2008 |
haha. you got that from Hogan Knows Best. i agree, that is the worst. |
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Beat Writer  Posts: 127 Joined: 8 May 2008 | Don't. Scream. |
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Anonymous Source  Posts: 2 Joined: 13 May 2008 | Surprisingly this one worked for one of my old friends who said this at a school sports day, 'I burp, I fart, and I like squeezy cheese, wanna go out with me?' They didnt last that long tho. |
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Press Junketeer  Posts: 437 Joined: 13 Dec 2007 | "I am the King of Awesome. Will you be my Queen?" |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 2000 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | "Do you like music? ... One of my favorite bands is "The Barenaked Ladies". ... Yeah, I know! It's a funny band name, eh?" |
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Paperboy  Posts: 17 Joined: 14 May 2008 | here's my favorite one. hey lets play army i'll lie down and you can blow the hell outa me |
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PROBATION  Posts: 2449 Joined: 26 Feb 2008 |
Yeah, it may be a legit name for a band, but it is still a corny pick up line... User was put on probation for: HowTo: Talk to Girls. (3 days) |
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Paperboy  Posts: 35 Joined: 6 Mar 2008 |
If you wanted to quote Bender exactly, its "Hey, sexy mama...wanna kill all humans?" |
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1691 Joined: 24 Apr 2008 |
i get it Listen, we both know what were here for, but how about sex instead? confusion + creeps, works every time |
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BANNED  Posts: 37 Joined: 15 May 2008 | "Your hair falls like a waterfall down the craggy mountain that is your head." |
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Gone Gonzo Posts: 2000 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | [Overwatch]"Rank Leaders; Reminder: 100 Sterilized credits qualifies non-mechanical reproduction stimulation." |
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Muckraker  Posts: 315 Joined: 18 May 2008 | "You come on strong like a Garlic Milkshake." |
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Beat Writer  Posts: 174 Joined: 12 Jun 2008 |
No, me neither. I guess I just end up breaking the ice in some way relevant to the situation or environment around myself and the girl in question when we are speaking. |
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Paperboy  Posts: 14 Joined: 10 Jul 2008 | if you were a booger id pick you first |
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Beat Writer Posts: 209 Joined: 17 Jun 2008 | You and I, we're like firehoses. When we get turned on, there's bound to be a fire. Yes, it's stolen. If you know from where, you're good, if you know from who, you've already fallen for it. "Oh, come on... Chicks love gay guys, you're going to get some real action when word of this gets out." |
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Beat Writer  Posts: 222 Joined: 1 Jun 2008 | Bad pick up lines? Excuse me, I've lost my virginity can I have yours? Have you ever played Manhunt? I'm playing Womanhunt! *dangerous stare* I have your Grandmother. "Are you an Emo Girl?" "Are you an Emo Girl?" You're so beautifull I bet you were alive during ancient Victorian times 300 years ago. All of these are of my own creation so let me know if I suck. |
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PROBATION  Posts: 757 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | I like that skirt you're wearing, but I'd like it even more on my bedroom floor. What? No, I'm not a cross-dresser....I'm not! Forget I said anything...*slink away to corner* Hello, my name is James and I'm a Billionaire whose hobbies include long walks, listening to problems and holding my breath for hours on end. If you go out with me, I'll throw in a set of steak knives absolutely free! Hey, at least I'm not your ex. User was put on probation for: It's a conspiracy !!!!!!!!1eleventy!. (3 days) |
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Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 659 Joined: 3 Apr 2008 | Nice dress, it would look good at the bottom of my bed in a crumpled heap tomorrow Whats it like being that way Hi I'm [name] and you are....Gorgeous!! -This one actually worked Damn girl you got more curves than a racetrack |
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