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Copy Clerk  Posts: 98 Joined: 12 Mar 2008     | |
Copy Clerk Posts: 98 Joined: 12 Mar 2008 | why don't we just have a poll. See how many say he isn't... sorry, how many THINK he is or isn't gay. Sound Good? |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2896 Joined: 29 Nov 2007     | Because there is a No Stupid Polls rule. |
Copy Clerk Posts: 98 Joined: 12 Mar 2008 | soz |
Copy Clerk Posts: 98 Joined: 12 Mar 2008 | no harm intended. lol |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 2896 Joined: 29 Nov 2007 | None done, just letting you know why. It would most likely be quickly locked and the creator would receive a ban. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 134 Joined: 9 Feb 2008  | i think people call him gay because of the repeatedly picking up and dropping of bodies for items (looks like buttsecks) also someone mentioned having a gay badass - what about vamp? sucks mens blood and snake even says "that homesexual creep" so i guess snakes straight + meryl relationship mentioned |
Muckraker Posts: 272 Joined: 6 Mar 2008   |
But Vamp was stupid (like all the MGS2 bosses. Come on...fatman?) |
Anonymous Source Posts: 4 Joined: 12 Mar 2008 | Well, for the MGS2 gay rumors, that was Raiden. Who seems to be making up for his preformance in MGS4. As for Snake being gay, he's not programed that way, if you play MGS you'll pick up that plot over and over again. Snake is a soilder, not a person. He was cloned and raised to fight, nothing else. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 443 Joined: 10 Sep 2007   |
I'm kind of wondering where the logic is behind "he's manly, so he's not gay". You're usually smarter than that. Besides, Raiden's sexuality is a moot point, what with the girlfriend and all. It's made quite clear that Raiden is a lesbian. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3049 Joined: 25 Jan 2008   | Freeman isn't gay, he's an eunuch. All that time around the radioactive waste, that power suit, and G-Man's freezing... Freeman's balls just simply fell off, and were devoured by a headcrab. But if lil miss Vance wants some lovin, he does have that crowbar. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 385 Joined: 12 Sep 2007  | Snake is cardboardboxsexual. |
BANNED  Posts: 9 Joined: 18 Mar 2008 | polar bears love poonanny and snake is cooz with me |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3049 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 | CRAB BATTLE! He broke my knife... /obscure |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 574 Joined: 23 Dec 2007  | You are all slightly deranged..... but seriously, why the fuck does it matter? Or are some of you trying to hide something? |
Copy Clerk Posts: 98 Joined: 12 Mar 2008 | HE'S ON TO US!!! RUN!!! |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3049 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 | Ok, I admit it... I killed Jimmy Hoffa. I dug up a fresh grave so nobody would notice the fresh soil, and hid the body in the coffin alongside its current occupant... |
Muckraker  Posts: 247 Joined: 19 Jan 2008 | If he was gay I'd give it to him. Not a helpful or intellectually stimulating input, but accurate nonetheless. "Poll: Would you have gay sex with Snake?" |
Copy Clerk Posts: 98 Joined: 12 Mar 2008 | yes i think we all would because even if he was gay, he would still be arguably the coolest and most influencial games charecter in history. But no to the "sex with snake" question, he'd cut you'er throut after he was done. (Joking) |
Muckraker Posts: 247 Joined: 19 Jan 2008 |
That's quite true :) Glad to hear from someone with a sense of humour! |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3913 Joined: 2 Dec 2007   |
What?! So now Snake isn't even a man!?
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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3809 Joined: 26 Feb 2008  | In both comics, I get the feeling it was alluding to the funny way he carried bodies... Gay or not, I learned a lot less gay looking ways to carry unconcious or dead people in the military. |
Muckraker  Posts: 256 Joined: 13 Jan 2008  |
I never got that either. Though I suppose his method is a bit more discrete then the fireman's carry when going short distances and no one's looking. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 82 Joined: 16 Mar 2008 | No, Hideo Kojima's insane, though. Anyway, Snake has the hots for Meryl. Why else would he be wearing her dog tags in the second game? Everyone thinks Raiden's either a chick or a fairy, though. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 6360 Joined: 28 Nov 2007  |
No, I just think he's pussy-whipped. |
Muckraker Posts: 256 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 | That phrase always did conjure up the most amusing images in my head. Ka-chow! |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 372 Joined: 8 Jan 2008 | Samus is a woman if you haven't yet figured it out. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3049 Joined: 25 Jan 2008 | And Bridget is a guy... |
Anonymous Source Posts: 4 Joined: 12 Mar 2008 |
Kojima, while we can question his sanity is none the less a genius. As for Raiden, I agree on the argument "Raiden is clearly a lesbian". |
Copy Clerk Posts: 98 Joined: 12 Mar 2008 | Then it's agreed. Raiden is a lisbian. And snake is a tough weirdo. |
Anonymous Source  Posts: 7 Joined: 23 Mar 2008 |
Sounds about right. |
Infamous Scribbler Posts: 574 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | Sanke: Hey, is that Will Young over there!? |
Muckraker  Posts: 289 Joined: 22 Dec 2007 |
Bridget is a TRAP |
Paperboy  Posts: 21 Joined: 6 Mar 2008 | Has anyone played MGS and got attacked by the Huskies? You noice that go right for the balls, clearly showing that Snake isn't gay, but clearly into animals. |
Paperboy  Posts: 14 Joined: 23 Mar 2008 | Snake must for ever overcompensate for his name that sounded like a pr0n reject. |
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why don't we just have a poll. have people vote to see how many think he isn't... sorry, how many think if he's gay or straight. sound good or what?