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36)   17 Mar 2008 20:40
Edderz1989
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why don't we just have a poll. have people vote to see how many think he isn't... sorry, how many think if he's gay or straight. sound good or what?

37)   17 Mar 2008 20:44
Edderz1989
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why don't we just have a poll.

See how many say he isn't... sorry, how many THINK he is or isn't gay.

Sound Good?

38)   17 Mar 2008 20:44
TheNecroswanson
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Because there is a No Stupid Polls rule.

39)   17 Mar 2008 20:45
Edderz1989
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soz

40)   17 Mar 2008 20:46
Edderz1989
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no harm intended. lol

41)   17 Mar 2008 20:50
TheNecroswanson
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None done, just letting you know why. It would most likely be quickly locked and the creator would receive a ban.

42)   17 Mar 2008 20:56
Kukakkau
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i think people call him gay because of the repeatedly picking up and dropping of bodies for items (looks like buttsecks)
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=48

also someone mentioned having a gay badass - what about vamp? sucks mens blood and snake even says "that homesexual creep" so i guess snakes straight + meryl relationship mentioned

43)   17 Mar 2008 22:26
VRaptorX
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Kukakkau:
i think people call him gay because of the repeatedly picking up and dropping of bodies for items (looks like buttsecks)
http://www.vgcats.com/comics/?strip_id=48

also someone mentioned having a gay badass - what about vamp? sucks mens blood and snake even says "that homesexual creep" so i guess snakes straight + meryl relationship mentioned

But Vamp was stupid (like all the MGS2 bosses. Come on...fatman?)

44)   17 Mar 2008 22:46
diereds
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Well, for the MGS2 gay rumors, that was Raiden. Who seems to be making up for his preformance in MGS4.

As for Snake being gay, he's not programed that way, if you play MGS you'll pick up that plot over and over again. Snake is a soilder, not a person. He was cloned and raised to fight, nothing else.

45)   17 Mar 2008 23:02
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Crap_haT:
Seriously, did you see Otacon? Raiden? Vogin? Sokolov? Ivan? All these people show traits of homosexuality, while you pick the one that doesn't show any traits. In fact Snake falls in love with Meryl, destroys a fucking huge Metal Gear (equipped with gun turrets lazors and more) with his bear fists clutching little hope with a missile launcher and the voice of David Hayter dripping from his lips! How can you get any more testosterone filled than that? Also because of a lack of processing power HE DOES IT ALL WITHOUT EVEN BREAKING A SWEAT!

I'm kind of wondering where the logic is behind "he's manly, so he's not gay". You're usually smarter than that.

Besides, Raiden's sexuality is a moot point, what with the girlfriend and all. It's made quite clear that Raiden is a lesbian.

46)   18 Mar 2008 03:08
Khell_Sennet
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Freeman isn't gay, he's an eunuch. All that time around the radioactive waste, that power suit, and G-Man's freezing... Freeman's balls just simply fell off, and were devoured by a headcrab. But if lil miss Vance wants some lovin, he does have that crowbar.

47)   18 Mar 2008 04:57
Razzle Bathbone
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Snake is cardboardboxsexual.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2394728/1/Torn

48)   18 Mar 2008 06:01
pussylookingmonster
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polar bears love poonanny and snake is cooz with me

49)   18 Mar 2008 15:42
Khell_Sennet
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CRAB BATTLE!

He broke my knife...

/obscure

50)   18 Mar 2008 18:38
Fondant
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You are all slightly deranged..... but seriously, why the fuck does it matter?

Or are some of you trying to hide something?

51)   18 Mar 2008 19:10
Edderz1989
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HE'S ON TO US!!!

RUN!!!

52)   18 Mar 2008 19:10
Khell_Sennet
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Ok, I admit it... I killed Jimmy Hoffa. I dug up a fresh grave so nobody would notice the fresh soil, and hid the body in the coffin alongside its current occupant...

53)   18 Mar 2008 19:19
Alphavillain
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If he was gay I'd give it to him. Not a helpful or intellectually stimulating input, but accurate nonetheless. "Poll: Would you have gay sex with Snake?"

54)   18 Mar 2008 19:27
Edderz1989
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yes i think we all would because even if he was gay, he would still be arguably the coolest and most influencial games charecter in history.

But no to the "sex with snake" question, he'd cut you'er throut after he was done.

(Joking)

55)   18 Mar 2008 19:30
Alphavillain
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Edderz1989:
yes i think we all would because even if he was gay, he would still be arguably the coolest and most influencial games charecter in history.

But no to the "sex with snake" question, he'd cut you'er throut after he was done.

(Joking)

That's quite true :) Glad to hear from someone with a sense of humour!

56)   18 Mar 2008 22:21
PurpleRain
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TheNecroswanson:
Snake can't possibley be gay. Because that would require him to actually have a gender.

What?! So now Snake isn't even a man!?

soul_rune1984:
Does it really matter? I know I don't care if he's gay or not.

PurpleRain:
While it doesn't change my image on him in the slightest I was wondering if this was true.

57)   18 Mar 2008 22:41
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In both comics, I get the feeling it was alluding to the funny way he carried bodies... Gay or not, I learned a lot less gay looking ways to carry unconcious or dead people in the military.

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58)   18 Mar 2008 23:34
Yan-Yan
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Darth Mobius:
In both comics, I get the feeling it was alluding to the funny way he carried bodies... Gay or not, I learned a lot less gay looking ways to carry unconcious or dead people in the military.

I never got that either. Though I suppose his method is a bit more discrete then the fireman's carry when going short distances and no one's looking.

59)   18 Mar 2008 23:56
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No, Hideo Kojima's insane, though. Anyway, Snake has the hots for Meryl. Why else would he be wearing her dog tags in the second game? Everyone thinks Raiden's either a chick or a fairy, though.

60)   19 Mar 2008 00:00
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Bodb:
No, Hideo Kojima's insane, though. Anyway, Snake has the hots for Meryl. Why else would he be wearing her dog tags in the second game? Everyone thinks Raiden's either a chick or a fairy, though.

No, I just think he's pussy-whipped.

61)   19 Mar 2008 00:12
Yan-Yan
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That phrase always did conjure up the most amusing images in my head.

Ka-chow!

62)   19 Mar 2008 00:44
[HD]Rob Inglis
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Samus is a woman if you haven't yet figured it out.

63)   19 Mar 2008 02:36
Khell_Sennet
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And Bridget is a guy...

64)   21 Mar 2008 00:17
diereds
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Bodb:
No, Hideo Kojima's insane, though. Anyway, Snake has the hots for Meryl. Why else would he be wearing her dog tags in the second game? Everyone thinks Raiden's either a chick or a fairy, though.

Kojima, while we can question his sanity is none the less a genius.

As for Raiden, I agree on the argument "Raiden is clearly a lesbian".

65)   23 Mar 2008 13:52
Edderz1989
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Then it's agreed.

Raiden is a lisbian.

And snake is a tough weirdo.

66)   23 Mar 2008 15:20
Kellsan
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Edderz1989:
Then it's agreed.

Raiden is a lisbian.

And snake is a tough weirdo.

Sounds about right.
Course far as I can tell Snake is not gay, MGS kind of solidifies this point by his flirting with Mei-Ling (who I really missed in MSG2, cameo not withstanding), his attraction to Meryl, and the way he was so...focused on Meryls bouncy butt,
The otakon/snake ending in MSG did raise an eyebrow, but then bear in mind otakon had a thing for Sniper Wolf (cant blame him, boow shikka bow wow), and in that ending both he and snake had had their love interests killed. That kind of thing leaves a guy a bit jaded.
Raiden.....so not going to throw more fuel into that fire, just sayin there better not be a n option to shot him in MSG4 or he is dogfood.

67)   23 Mar 2008 18:50
Fondant
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Sanke: Hey, is that Will Young over there!?
Raiden What!? (looks)Hey, that's not-(dies as bullets enter virtually every major organ and appendage on bady.)

68)   23 Mar 2008 19:36
Melty Blood
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Khell_Sennet:
And Bridget is a guy...

Bridget is a TRAP

69)   23 Mar 2008 20:33
Crooklyn Banks
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Has anyone played MGS and got attacked by the Huskies? You noice that go right for the balls, clearly showing that Snake isn't gay, but clearly into animals.

70)   23 Mar 2008 23:33
Mechalynx
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Snake must for ever overcompensate for his name that sounded like a pr0n reject.

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