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Gone Gonzo  Posts: 1471 Joined: 13 Sep 2007     | |
Copy Clerk Posts: 107 Joined: 9 Dec 2007   | I am God. Everything I do is justified. |
Paperboy  Posts: 21 Joined: 23 Mar 2008   | I've been watching him driving around town, at 20 mph, with his left turn signal on for too long... It was time... for him... to go... |
BANNED  Posts: 317 Joined: 30 Jan 2008    | he double posted instead of editing |
BANNED Posts: 317 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 | man i hate when people do that |
Paperboy  Posts: 11 Joined: 23 Mar 2008 | "Because I was tired of his obscure advice which made me run around the entire map pointlessly. If I hadn't done it another hero would have." |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3331 Joined: 23 Dec 2007   | Hey, it was definitly not a man. |
Paperboy Posts: 19 Joined: 23 Mar 2008 | He wanted me to give to a charity. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 77 Joined: 14 Mar 2008   | 'cause I wanted to feel as smug as God did when he created the platypuss and said "HA! and they said I wouldn't be able to make anything with these left over parts!" |
Beat Writer  Posts: 161 Joined: 24 Mar 2008 | He was hiding weapons of mass destruction |
BANNED Posts: 317 Joined: 30 Jan 2008 | clever first post I found his lack of faith disturbing |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 3745 Joined: 26 Feb 2008  | Because He refused to turn to the darkside, he had to be destroyed. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 4750 Joined: 30 Jan 2008  | The fucker killed countless good me during the Korean war. Now their families can be at peace. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 6302 Joined: 28 Nov 2007    | It wasn't me, it was the blood loss due to the sword cutting him into tiny pieces, like sushi. |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 359 Joined: 21 Nov 2007  | GTA made me do it! |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 608 Joined: 27 Mar 2008  | I was drunk! |
Muckraker  Posts: 256 Joined: 13 Jan 2008 | Because I found the Death Note and I was just testing it on a heartless criminal. I mean... you can't prove it was me, he died of a heart attack, and I was no where near him! |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 611 Joined: 27 Jan 2008  | He stepped on my shoe. Unforgivable. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 73 Joined: 14 Dec 2007 | He was like that when i got here |
Paperboy  Posts: 35 Joined: 1 Feb 2008 | he was offering me sweets in the park |
Paperboy  Posts: 15 Joined: 23 Feb 2008 | He started it! |
Paperboy  Posts: 14 Joined: 27 Mar 2008 | I thought he'd taste nice on a sandwich although i was wrong and now he's spoilt my lunch, so there that gives me reason alone to do it |
Copy Clerk Posts: 67 Joined: 12 Jun 2008 | By the laws of the Bene Gesserit, he was not human; therefore there is no problem. By the laws of the Fremen, I have defeated him; therefore his water is mine. Individual actions do not matter; only the end result matters. A million deaths are justified if they save a million and one lives. And the components that made up his comatose form have just been returned to the natural cycle, so I have ended a waste of matter and energy and thus freed up more raw material for new growth to take place. |
Gone Gonzo  Posts: 2358 Joined: 8 May 2008 | because he bought a single piece of fruit with a coupon then returned it. |
Beat Writer Posts: 176 Joined: 21 Jun 2008 | He was in a doorway. |
Anonymous Source Posts: 7 Joined: 15 Dec 2006 | He was the KFC Colonel. |
Gone Gonzo Posts: 3331 Joined: 23 Dec 2007 | His name was Croshaw and he lived in a sewer; was it not justified? |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 54 Joined: 24 Jul 2008 | I didn't want him to see what I did to his family. |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 697 Joined: 29 Jan 2008 | because I thought it might bring GEMS back to the site. Man, I kind of miss the bugger... |
Press Junketeer  Posts: 370 Joined: 20 Jun 2008 | Seemed like a good idea at the time. |
Beat Writer  Posts: 162 Joined: 23 Apr 2008 | Bond, James Bond. License to kill. or THERE'S NO TIME!!! |
Infamous Scribbler  Posts: 603 Joined: 12 Apr 2008 | 1) Your just angry he's a rich old fart. Like all republicans your completely at ease with the orphanage, filled with innocent children, beside him I sealed up and torched. 2) I. AM. A. NAZI. HUNTER! I. HUNT. NAZIS! |
Anonymous Source Posts: 7 Joined: 24 Jul 2008 | Haven't we all wanted a corpse at one time or another? Even if you don't want it in the same way I do |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 86 Joined: 22 Jul 2008 | Hmmm...I guess if you're young enough you could always claim the old guy was trying to help you get your Field Surgery merit badge. |
Copy Clerk  Posts: 55 Joined: 8 May 2008 | - "Cuz all is fair in love and war." |
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This brings back bad memories.... I got pissed and wrote that as a answer to a question on a Biology test. 0/70, and I had to tell my mom about it myself. Fortunately, when I think it's worth it, I can be pretty damn persuasive, and my mom was saying how proud she was of me by the end of the conversation. It wouldn't have been nearly so bad if my teacher hadn't been a girl...
As for the actual question: He was playing [insert horrible game here], I just ended his misery., He was a zombie.